The Chinese people must be so happy. They live in such a safe country. 中国人民一定很幸福。因为我生活在一个如此安全的国家……

The Chinese love knives. For the Chinese, knives are always a carry-on. The Chinese wield knives anywhere, anywhere, in any situation. This is a truly safe country. 中国人爱刀。 对于中国人来说，刀是随身携带品。 中国人不管在哪里，不管在什么情况下，都会对任何人动刀。 这个国家是真正安全的国家。